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I DON'T KNOW HOW SAFE

2010-06-03T01:20:00.001-07:00

I DON'T KNOW HOW SAFE IT IS TO BE CHECKING A TEXT WHILE RIDING A BIKE, BUDDY.
Jesse Malmed 2010.

ANDY WARHOL'S SLEEP CONDENSED- POWERNAP.

2010-04-10T01:07:00.001-07:00

ANDY WARHOL'S SLEEP CONDENSED- POWERNAP.
Jesse Malmed 2010

IS THERE A WAY FOR

2009-12-27T23:23:00.001-08:00

IS THERE A WAY FOR GOOGLE TO TELL ME PEOPLE WHO KNOW BOTH ANTON LA VEY AND THE PHRASE A LA VE?
Jesse Malmed 2009.

PS- WTF, USA- I DON'T

2009-09-02T00:00:00.001-07:00

PS- WTF, USA- I DON'T WANT MY FRIENDS AND THE NEW AVANT-GARDE TO BE BUSBOYS BY DAY. ENOUGH!
Jesse Malmed 2009.

THERE'S A CHANCE I'M THE

2009-09-01T23:55:00.001-07:00

THERE'S A CHANCE I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT THIS CAN ON THIS URINAL.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

THE SPECTACLE IS BULLSHIT; I

2009-08-07T01:31:00.001-07:00

THE SPECTACLE IS BULLSHIT; I HAVE A GARDEN.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

WANTING ALL MY FRIENDS TO

2009-07-28T01:57:00.001-07:00

WANTING ALL MY FRIENDS TO BE FAMOUS.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

THE BREATH I SEE WHILE

2009-04-01T21:57:00.001-07:00

THE BREATH I SEE WHILE I PEE.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

UPDATE YOUR PRESENCE S. Jesse

2009-04-01T20:29:00.001-07:00

UPDATE YOUR PRESENCE S.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

I'M SENTIMENTAL ABOUT THE OLD

2009-02-23T01:04:00.001-08:00

I'M SENTIMENTAL ABOUT THE OLD POSTMODERN AESTHETIC.
jesse malmed 2009.

WE ARE PRAISING STANLEY MORISON

2008-12-18T02:38:00.001-08:00

WE ARE PRAISING STANLEY MORISON TERM PAPER.
jesse malmed 2008.

2008-11-10T00:01:00.001-08:00

BRAILLE LANDSCAPE.
jesse malmed 2008.

EVERYBODY ON THE BUS IS

2008-10-13T18:59:00.001-07:00

EVERYBODY ON THE BUS IS PROFOUNDLY TOUCHED BY MY EMPATHY AND SENSITIVITY.
jesse malmed 2008.

THERE IS NOTHING ON CANYON

2008-07-10T01:00:00.000-07:00

THERE IS NOTHING ON CANYON ROAD THAT WOULDN'T BENEFIT FROM MY HEADIEST LOOP IN THE WINDOW.
jesse malmed 2008.

2008-07-05T01:54:00.001-07:00

WHAT IF I LASTED FOREVER?
jesse malmed 2008.

COUNTING ON THIS MOMENT AND

2008-07-03T00:42:00.001-07:00

COUNTING ON THIS MOMENT AND THOSE LIKE IT.
jesse malmed 2008.

WE DO ON SOME LEVEL

2008-06-20T02:34:00.001-07:00

WE DO ON SOME LEVEL SUPPORT GLASS.
jesse malmed 2008.

A DIFFICULTY OF WHETHER OTHER

2008-02-28T23:59:00.001-08:00

A DIFFICULTY OF WHETHER OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING THE SAME PERCEPTUAL EXPERIENCE AS I AM.
jesse malmed 2008.

ACTIVELY TEXTING WITH NOTHING TO

2008-02-12T10:28:00.001-08:00

ACTIVELY TEXTING WITH NOTHING TO READ AND ABSTAINING FROM PUZZLES.
jesse malmed 2008.

BACK DOOR! BACK DOOR! jesse

2008-01-24T21:21:00.001-08:00

BACK DOOR! BACK DOOR!
jesse malmed 2008.

ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE

2008-01-18T10:28:00.001-08:00

ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE MATHS- ELEVEN PAIRS OF ARM-LINKED FOUR YEAROLDS ON THE BART.
jesse malmed 2008.

SEEING SOMEONE I KNOW FROM

2008-01-17T20:39:00.003-08:00

SEEING SOMEONE I KNOW FROM WORK BUT DON'T REALLY KNOW. SHE LIVES HERE. AT THE SHOW.
jesse malmed 2008.

LINE ERASED BY WALKING BACKWARDS.

2008-01-17T17:00:00.001-08:00

LINE ERASED BY WALKING BACKWARDS.
jesse malmed 2008.

IT IS OFFICIALLY 2008. jesse

2008-01-12T01:25:00.001-08:00

IT IS OFFICIALLY 2008.
jesse malmed 2008.

THIRD STREET SMELLS LIKE A

2008-01-11T12:57:00.001-08:00

THIRD STREET SMELLS LIKE A GARLIC FESTIVAL.
jesse malmed 2007.

JOHN JUST GOT SUCKED IN

2008-01-09T01:48:00.001-08:00

JOHN JUST GOT SUCKED IN TO THE SELF DECLARED HIPSTER BURNOUT'S TALKSESH.
jesse malmed 2007.

A DIVISION OF LUCKS. jesse

2008-01-09T01:09:00.001-08:00

A DIVISION OF LUCKS.
jesse malmed 2007.

YOU CAN DROWN IN THE

2008-01-09T00:08:00.001-08:00

YOU CAN DROWN IN THE BROWN ROOM.
jesse malmed 2007.

KNOWING IT WILL BE A

2008-01-07T11:00:00.001-08:00

KNOWING IT WILL BE A WIDE DAY.
jesse malmed 2007.

AN ENTIRE CITY'S WORTH OF

2008-01-06T03:04:00.001-08:00

AN ENTIRE CITY'S WORTH OF LIGHTS IN MY NEIGHBOR'S THE STREETSES WINDOW REFLECTION.
jesse malmed 2007.

AN EXTREMELY LOVE NOISE. A

2008-01-06T02:59:00.001-08:00

AN EXTREMELY LOVE NOISE. A PUMP. NO, NO, NOT MY STEELY DAN, IT IS DOWN THE STREET FIVE HOUSES.
jesse malmed 2007.

NOT WRITING EXCUSES. jesse malmed

2008-01-04T10:18:00.001-08:00

NOT WRITING EXCUSES.
jesse malmed 2007.

THE NO AFTER THE

2007-12-29T02:00:00.001-08:00

THE <i>NO </i> AFTER THE <i>REALLY?</i>
/jm/

THE NO AFTER THE REALLY?

2007-12-29T01:55:00.001-08:00

THE NO AFTER THE REALLY?
/jm/

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE

2007-12-28T20:55:00.001-08:00

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FOG I COULD SEE MY HOUSE FROM THE WEST OAKLAND BART STATION WHERE I'M WAITING.
/jm/

MY IMMOBILIZED ANTICIPATIONS. /jm/

2007-12-28T19:38:00.001-08:00

MY IMMOBILIZED ANTICIPATIONS.
/jm/

THE FACE OF THE INCOMMUNICATIVE

2007-12-20T02:06:00.001-08:00

THE FACE OF THE INCOMMUNICATIVE CABBIE WEARS GLASSES.
jesse malmed 2007.

AAAGMNR jesse malmed 2007.

2007-12-20T01:16:00.001-08:00

AAAGMNR
jesse malmed 2007.

GEESE, LOUIS: I LOVE EWE!

2007-12-20T01:10:00.001-08:00

GEESE, LOUIS: I LOVE EWE!
jesse malmed 2007.

OFFICIAL SAN FRANCISCO MUNICIPAL TRANSPORT

2007-12-19T22:21:00.001-08:00

OFFICIAL SAN FRANCISCO MUNICIPAL TRANSPORT COMPLAINT NUMBER 142077.
jesse malmed 2007.

A COVER PSALM. jesse malmed

2007-12-17T16:02:00.001-08:00

A COVER PSALM.
jesse malmed 2007.

FROM INSIDE, I FELT IT

2007-12-17T00:04:00.001-08:00

FROM INSIDE, I FELT IT WAS RAINING.
jesse malmed 2007.

SEEING AND HEARING GIFT BASKET

2007-12-16T23:36:00.001-08:00

SEEING AND HEARING GIFT BASKET PLASTICWRAP TORN OFF ACROSS THE STREET
jesse malmed 2007.

EVEN A FULL NIGHT'S SOBER

2007-12-16T11:23:00.001-08:00

EVEN A FULL NIGHT'S SOBER SLEEP IS NOT ENOUGH FOR SUNDAY MORNING RESTEDNESS. jesse malmed 2007.

TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOME BLOG.

2007-12-15T00:18:00.001-08:00

TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOME BLOG.
jesse malmed 2007.

BELIEVING MYSELF TO BE FIRED,

2007-12-13T14:28:00.001-08:00

BELIEVING MYSELF TO BE FIRED, I FEEL MORE RELIEF THAN SHAME. I RETAIN MY POSITION.
jesse malmed 2007.

LATER I DISCOVER THAT J

2007-12-11T22:22:00.001-08:00

LATER I DISCOVER THAT J MASCIS AND I DO SHARE THE DAY.
jesse malmed 2007.

LISTENING TO PAVEMENT ON MY

2007-12-11T01:50:00.001-08:00

LISTENING TO PAVEMENT ON MY BIRTHDAY WILL-AND IS-MAKING ME WISH THAT MALKMUS SHARED/S MY BIRTHDAY.
jesse malmed 2007.

FIRST BIRTHDAY GREETING AS CELL

2007-12-10T15:43:00.001-08:00

FIRST BIRTHDAY GREETING AS CELL SPAM.
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Jewell

2007-12-10T15:42:00.001-08:00

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LAST PEE OF TWENTY THREE.

2007-12-09T23:54:00.000-08:00

LAST PEE OF TWENTY THREE.
jesse malmed 2007.

SADLY, FOR MANY OF US

2007-12-09T23:03:00.001-08:00

SADLY, FOR MANY OF US OUR MICHAEL JORDAN YEAR LASTS BUT A SINGLE YEAR.
jesse malmed 2007.

GEOMETRIC WALKINGS. jesse malmed 2007.

2007-12-09T22:25:00.001-08:00

GEOMETRIC WALKINGS. jesse malmed 2007.

CONCEIVING OF TIME OUTSIDE THE

2007-12-09T20:51:00.001-08:00

CONCEIVING OF TIME OUTSIDE THE PARADIGM OF LENGTH. jesse malmed 2007.

THREE AND ONE - BEING

2007-12-09T11:00:00.001-08:00

THREE AND ONE - BEING IN MY BED NOT WEARING BOTTOMS. jesse malmed 2007.

LYING ONE'S ASS OFF. jesse

2007-12-09T10:58:00.001-08:00

LYING ONE'S ASS OFF. jesse malmed 2007.

LETTING SLEEPING DOGS LIE. jesse

2007-12-09T10:57:00.003-08:00

LETTING SLEEPING DOGS LIE. jesse malmed 2007.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

2007-12-09T10:57:00.001-08:00

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. jesse malmed 2007.

THE SENSATION OF GENEROSITY CAN

2007-12-08T03:28:00.001-08:00

THE SENSATION OF GENEROSITY CAN BE ENOUGH. jesse malmed 2007.

A MAN CAN BE DRUNK

2007-12-08T03:00:00.001-08:00

A MAN CAN BE DRUNK AND STILL STAND. jesse malmed 2007.

AN ALMOST OVERWHELMINGLY BRIEF TRAIN

2007-12-07T19:22:00.001-08:00

AN ALMOST OVERWHELMINGLY BRIEF TRAIN RIDE. jesse malmed 2007.

I CAN SPEND A WHOLE

2007-12-07T19:20:00.001-08:00

I CAN SPEND A WHOLE DAY THINKING ABOUT PIZZA WITHOUT EVER REALLY CRAVING IT. jesse malmed 2007.

PEEING WHILE STANDING - NO

2007-12-07T16:33:00.001-08:00

PEEING WHILE STANDING - NO HANDS. jesse malmed 2007.

IF NOT A DEEP THINKER,

2007-12-07T12:40:00.001-08:00

IF NOT A DEEP THINKER, A QUICK ONE. jesse malmed 2007.

STATUS: QUO TIDIAN. YOUR FAVORITE

2007-12-07T09:52:00.001-08:00

STATUS: QUO TIDIAN. YOUR FAVORITE FIRST FLAVORS. jesse malmed 2007.

HAVING SPENT ONE WEEK THINKING

2007-12-06T23:55:00.001-08:00

HAVING SPENT ONE WEEK THINKING OF THE THING AND JUST NOW FINALLY DOING IT. jesse malmed 2007.